Girl troubles

[Mike_Cuzins]

I have this girlfriend, and too any other guy she would probably be perfect...
always wants sex, always wants to please me, buys me stuff cos shes rich.
but i cbf.
really, I wan't something to work for, ie meet new girls, and etc.
I dont want a gf who gives me what i want when i want.
Its like playing a game with ALL the cheats - BORING.
She tells me she really loves me, but im not the guy for her and shes not the girl for me...

HOW IN GODS NAME can i tell her i don't want to go out with her any more?
(P.S. its been 3 months)

[Grayswandir]

Eat her. With some chianti and fava beans. Fffft fffft fffft.

She tells me she really loves me, but im not the guy for her and shes not the girl for me...

Sounds like she already broke up with you there, or is trying.

HOW IN GODS NAME can i tell her i don't want to go out with her any more?

Say, "I don't want to go out with you anymore." Then tell her why.

[Count Roland]

you're going to get to a point where you're gonna miss that go ahead tell her drop the bomb or let her down gently but I really don't suggest it as you'll get all the challenge you ever needed trying to win her back if you do dump her and realize you made a mistake. if you really want to do it though, I'd say ask her out to dinner or the movies or whatever and than break up with her there. and maybe use some cliche old line like it's not her it's you which in this case could actually be used.

[Grayswandir]

you're going to get to a point where you're gonna miss that go ahead tell her drop the bomb or let her down gently but I really don't suggest it as you'll get all the challenge you ever needed trying to win her back if you do dump her and realize you made a mistake.

What?

if you really want to do it though, I'd say ask her out to dinner or the movies or whatever and than break up with her there.

Good, good.

and maybe use some cliche old line like it's not her it's you which in this case could actually be used.

She's a woman, not stupid. Just tell her the truth rather than some over-used line. It isn't him, its her, he doesn't like how she's acting.

[Mike_Cuzins]

nono, haha. she says "I REALLY LOVE YOU"
in my head i think. we arent good 4 eachother :\
yeah, i've been thinking i will say this:

I think that you want a far more involved relationship then what I can offer.
and then something else i dunno.

but ppl tell me i will miss having a relationship...
i dunno. tough calll

[Grayswandir]

nono, haha. she says "I REALLY LOVE YOU"
in my head i think. we arent good 4 eachother :\
yeah, i've been thinking i will say this:

I think that you want a far more involved relationship then what I can offer.
and then something else i dunno.

Either way, feelings will be hurt in some way. There's no easy way breaking up with someone.

but ppl tell me i will miss having a relationship...
i dunno. tough calll

It sounds cheesy, but you'll find someone who makes you happy and that you'll enjoy making happy. You can't be that old.

Enough happy, feely, touchy, talk.
*Goes off to find some kittens to run through a meat grinder*

[Mike_Cuzins]

if everyone doesnt mind, i think i am satisfied with the responses. i will delete this topic and we shall never speak of it again.

now i willl go do something manly.. i dunno.

[Glabbit]

Why delete the topic? nothing to be ashamed of.

This situation is a bit of murphy's law, no? The one guy who doesn't want her has her...

It's not too had to break up with someone. Painful, maybe. But not hard.
You just hang in there =D

[Viking Zippy]

Hey, you never know when some confused soul might come to these forums and run a search for 'girl troubles' and find the thread invaluable

[Glabbit]

Exactly! Always good to lure new people into forums with the old this-thread-is-useless trick.
And even if we attract arseholes this way, there's always the banstick! =D

[Blorx]

BANSHTICK RULEZORZZZZ

xD
i miss the time when we actually had to use it
xD

[Mike_Cuzins]

alright, let this topic past into the infinite abyss of the internet, where guys searching "girl troubles gagging on a big ****" in Google may just stumble upon these forums and buy the game...

was that a tasteless or unnecessary joke?
tell me what you think...

[Renegade_Turner]

Yeah one time I got offered a million euro for nothing, but I turned it down. I like to endlessly be working for stuff rather than having stuff. It's way more fun that way.

[Glabbit]

You realise you could still work for stuff while you already had it, don't you?

[Renegade_Turner]

No, that would be polygamy.