Ok, this is it. Guess where it's from?
Two rabbits are enjoying a nice time in their "rabbit shack." One is
sitting at a table the other is lying on the ground
*Turner and Fiver let themselves inside*
TURNER: sup kids... How are you all doin? No need to get up, Hey keep chillin. Do you know who we are? We are leaders of the supreme rabbit council, you do remeber your leaders, don't you?
RABBIT:.....
TURNER: *ponders for a sec* hmm, you're Basil, right?
RABBIT (BASIL): yea
TURNER: I thought so. You remember the Rabbit Council, don't you Basil?
BASIL: huh, yea... I.. I remember *Fiver makes his way past them, out of view*
TURNER: Good.
Looks like me and Fiver caught you boys at breakfast. *light shrug* Sorry about that. What ya havin?
BASIL: *looks around his table* h'um uh... juh.. some meat (bendy pieces of meat by the looks of it)
TURNER: Meat! The corner stone of any nutritiuos breakfast! *looks up towards Fiver, smiles*
What kind of meat? *Basil awkwardly shifts in his chair, quickly looks behind*
BASIL: 'da h'uh... an.. animal meat?
TURNER: "quickly, lightly* no, no no no no where'd you get them from? Main street, Market street, Mac Monald's, where?
BASIL: ahh.. Leeroy's butcher shop
TURNER: Leeroy's butcher shop! That's that Raider meat joint. I hear they got some tasty meats. Now I ain't ever had one myself how are they?
BASIL: *silent stuttering, and then* ...they're good
TURNER: you mind if I try some of yours? This is yours right.
BASIL: *silently* yeah
TURNER: *Turner takes a handful, stuffs himself. Apparently he's hungry* Mmm, this is some tasty bacon. Fiver, you ever had some of Leeroy's bacon? *Fiver shakes his head. Apparently he's preoccupied with something* You want a bite? They're tasty.
FIVER: *chews on some straw* ain't hungry
TURNER: well, if you like bacon, have a try some time. Me, I can't usually get them because I'm a rabbit. Which pretty much makes me a vegetarian automatically. *quick sideways sigh* I do like the taste of good bacon, Mmm.
TURNER CONTINUES: Do you know what they call a side of bacon and eggs? Tell em Fiver... *scene goes on, Turner ends up taking his drink as well*
BASIL: look... I'm sorry... I didn't get your name. *points around* yours uh Fiver, right? But I didn't geh *get's cut-off mid sentence*
TURNER: My name's Turner, and you ain't talking your ass outta this one.
BASIL: I.. *stands up* I just want you to know... *Turner makes him sit down* I just want you to know how sorry we are, how things just got so fu.. *Turner reaches for his knife, absentmindedly tosses it into the lying rabbit, it kills him*
TURNER:
Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? *Basil is shocked, he's never seen a dead guy* I didn't mean to do that, please, continue. You were saying something? *Basil continues to jutter around, doesn't make direct eye-contact* What's a matter... Oh you were finished? Well! Allow me to retort. *leans in*
What does the Rabbit Council look like?
BASIL: wha...wh, wha. What? *Turner takes both hands, throws over the table, food and containers are spilled everwhere. Basil puts his hands in the air*
TURNER:
What country are you from?!
BASIL: Wh.. what?
TURNER:
"WHAT" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?
BASIL: *hands half-way up in the air again, breathing hard, panicking* wh... what?
TURNER:
English mother fucker! Do you speak it!
BASIL: *stuttering loud breathes* yes!
TURNER:
Then you know what I'm saying!
BASIL: Ye, yes!
TURNER:
Describe what the Rabbit Council looks like
BASIL: What.. I, I.. *Turner throws another one of his knives to his hand, like he's got a gun he points it at Basil's face, somehow*
Turner:
SAY.. WHAT.. AGAIN.. I DARE YOU I double dare you mutha fucka, say what one more god damn time.
BASIL: *panting* there's 6 of them
TURNER:
MORE!
BASIL: They wear head bands!
TURNER: *raises eyebrows*
Do they LOOK like a bitch!
BASIL: *high breathing, huff puff huff puff* w.. whhat?
Turner *still holding the knife, lowers it down a bit and stabs Basil in the shoulder*
Do.. We.. Look.... Like a, Bitch!
BASIL: *screaming in pain* hynn nNooooo!
TURNER: Then why'd you fuck us like a Bitc... Oh the hell with it! *reads a scripture from the holy council book*
BASIL: *Screams and leans away from Turner* ahhhhh!
*Turner and Fiver throw a shit load of knives into Basil*